Yes, some of these “facts” are funny. No, you don’t need to repeat them to us. These days, Chuck Norris facts are far from being edgy, and a great majority are lame. They seem to have embraced the role of “baby’s first meme”, and are tossed about liberally by people who either don’t know or don’t care that they lost their novelty years ago. Surely you’re more sophisticated!
Finding their origin as a perversion of both Vin Diesel facts and a since-abandoned Conan O’Brien joke, these facts join the class of cringeworthy jokes that are sometimes funny when enjoyed in private, but so overexposed in public that repeating one marks you as an excitable idiot who lacks the appropriate self-consciousness.
Only if you’re humourlessly stating a real fact pertaining to Chuck Norris. For Chuck Norris fact jokes, only in private conversation, only if you’re referring to the Chuck Norris Facts site, which you only checked out of boredom for the first time in a few years. You just can’t be proud enough of the fact that you’re laughing at an Internet relic that you start reposting the lines everywhere. Have humility and don’t be a prat, otherwise you’re no different to those who still publicly celebrate Monty Python jokes.
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